Monday, August 27, 2007

A Mid-Summer Night's Txt Comedy

MULTI MESSAGE
R not thou puck? the
fairy fuck?

to Alex
to nakedharpist
CB 217-621-xxxx


MULTI MESSAGE

Fairies away! we-ll

have our woodland

orgy another day!


to Alex

to nakedharpist
cb 217-621-xxxx


MULTI MESSAGE

Awake when some
vile
thing b near!
pls dont
put ur
pecker in my
ear.


to Alex
to nakedharpist

cb 217-621-xxxx


TEXT MESSAGE

Keep on txting
please.
Its in
vibrator mode in
my
lap.

fr nakedharpist

AUG 25, 7:48pm



MULTI MESSAGE

such disdain u do
me
2 woo, but 2
more
drinks n u can
run me
thru!


to Alex

to nakedharpist

cb 217-621-xxxx



TEXT MESSAGE

But thou canst not

drink, for thou
might
need to think.
But
thou canst not
think,
so nevermind.
Drink,
drink!


fr Alex

cb Alex

AUG 25, 7:59pm


MULTI MESSAGE

Cupid is a knavish
lad,
a blowjob
wouldst make
me
really glad.

to Alex

to nakedharpist

cb 217-621-xxxx



TEXT MESSAGE

But a blowjob you

canst not get, because

you look like donkey's
behind.


fr Alex

cb Alex

AUG 25, 8:40pm


MULTI MESSAGE

sit thee down on
this
flowery wall n
i-ll
allow thee taste
my
stinky vault


to Alex
to nakedharpist

cb 217-621-xxxx



TEXT MESSAGE

Pay att to the show
now


fr nakedharpist
AUG 25, 8:50pm